Season 2 Episode 1 P2: Total Drama Newbies

(** stands for confessional)

Chris: Welcome back! Right now, we are walking up the cliff for our first challenge!

(On the cliff, bottom of sharks)

Chris: Anyways, I have to announce the teams.

Chris: So I will call your names.

Chris: Alex. David.

Chris: Henry. Mari.

Chris: Rosanne. Woody.

Chris: Cahard. Desmond.

Chris: Gabriella. Jenny.

Chris: and finally, Paula. You are the.... Agro Alligators! (Gives a banner)

Chris: Nigel, Cameron.

Chris: Andrew. Ennis.

Chris: Barker. August.

Chris: Zeke. Pearl.

Chris: Nolan. Richards.

Chris: And finally, Oliver. You are the Killer Wips! (Also gives a banner)

Cameron: My inner form!

Nigel: I'm on the team with all the bad people? This will be easy.

* Nigel*: I don't know what these losers think they are. Half of them think they are millionaires. Fame-savvy

* Cameron*: That dramatic little wimp better not get in the way! We are so coming first today!

* Paula*: I wish I was on the Killer Wips so I could do a "Eliminate Nigel" campaign.

Chris: So, you see that outer ring? That place is infested with sharks. If you get into the inner ring right there, that scores your team a point.

Mari: This will be easy.

* Mari*: I went to gymnastics and taekwondo classes. They taught me a lot. This is no hardcore for me. That Henry dude, he seems impressive also...

* Henry*: I have awesome daredevil skills! Jumping in a cannon is not so scary after all.

Chris: First, the Agro Alligators!

Harry: I can jump this! (Lands into inner ring)[+1 point]

Mari: Easy with e and z! [+1 point]

Paula: Big girl beat this brah.

Jenny: What? (Looks at Paula and gets in her way. Paula falls in shark zone.)[+1 point]

Woody: HE HOWDY HEY, I WILL JUMP..... WOWAAHAHHAHAWOWWWWWWOOWAHAHAHHA[0 point]

Alex: I'm not jumping this. I'll get soaked! Thats bad for ratings, right Chris?

Chris: Thanks for bringing that up. It is BETTER for ratings!

Alex: Ok then... hahahahaha[+ 1 point]

David: Can we afford this!!!

David: Ok... but unnecessary[ Falls in sharks water][0 points]

Desmond: So if i jump from this rate... I will get in the middle![+1 point]

Rosanne: I'm not jumping this! IM OUTTA THIS JOINT!![0 points]

Cahard:-{+1 point]

Desmond: The only jumper left is... Gabriella!

* Desmond*: It's not a gift. It's a talent.

Gabrielle: YAHOO!![0 points]

Chris: That means... only 6 points for the alligators! That is weak. Lets get on with the other team!

Nolan: Cmon, can't someone else jump? ANYONE?

Zeke: (Places mind control helmet on Nolan) Now are you scared? [+ 2 points for both]

Ennis: Got in the watar! OIIII[0 points]

Nigel: Your lucky I don't care about my style as much as you do. [+1 point]

Cameron: Heyo diz be ez bro! BIG GAME! YEAH HAHA![+1 point]

Andrew: Will I make it? Hmm.. my future says I will still be alive. Oh well. [+ 1 point]

August: Yay! OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[0 points]

* Andrew*: I think it's my job to keep this team in order. I'm the only one that knows a(ribbit from a frog). Yeah, besides me and maybe Nigel, this team is full of dummies.

* Nigel*: He is lucky he mentioned me.

Pearl: Oh, I don't wanna get eaten up!!

Nigel: There is a talent show down there, the sharks are just audience!

Pearl: Wait! Me first! [+1 point]

Richards: Rush-saurus! Really, rush-saurus!!! AHH! [0 points]

Cameron: It's all up to you, boy!

Barker: Ok....(crosses fingers) [+1 point]

Chris: So with 6 to 7.......................

Chris: The Killer Wips!

All on Killer Wips: (Cheer) YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Chris: Normally, there would be two parts of this challenge, but since it's your first one I am going to make an exception. I will see you at the Bonfire tonight, Agro Alligators.

* Alex*: I don't wanna be mean but... we could have done a bit better.

* BONFIRE*

Chris: I will hand out a marshmallow to the campers who are safe tonight.

Chris: Paula.

Chris: Jenny.

Chris: Desmond.

Chris: Alex.

Chris: David.

Chris: Gabriella.

Chris: Harry.

Chris: Mari.

Chris: Cahard.

Chris: and the final marshmallow of the night goes too..

(Woody or Rosanne)

Chris: Rosanne.

Woody: HE HAWDY WHAT!!!!!

Chris: Sorry, Woody. You were a little tacky btw.

Woody: HE NO FAIR! SHOULD HAVE BEEN ROSANNE!

Chris: Deal with it! (Pushes Woody on boat and rides it to --)

Chris: Who will be voted off next? Will Andrew or Nigel take leader of their team? Will Paula really start a Nigel campaign? Find out next time on Total...Drama...NEWBIES!