Episode 2: The First Risk

Chris: Welcome Back!

Chris: All the campers I just introduced will be split into 3 teams.

Chris: Harold, Cody, Leshawna, Stacy, Kacy, Justin, Mike, Zoey, Scott, and Lindsay, you are on the Killer Rabbits.

Chris: Xavia, Noah, Duncan, Beth, Trent, Gwen, DJ, Bridgette, Geoff, and Tom, you are on the Drama Ducks.

Chris: Yedda, Lola, Fred, Ezekiel, Eva, Tyler, Izzy, Owen, Lightning, and Heather, you are on the Plague Porcupines.

Chris: Now go to your cabins where you can conversate with your new competition."'We now look at Killer Rabbits.'"Cody: Look at the ladies... nice and fresh.

Leshawna: Get away, skinny boy.

Cody: Ok, gezz.

Harold: When are we going to be able to practice our skills?

Scott: I'm ready for some challenges.

Cody: Well, don't worry about that, i'm the best here.

Harold: Says who?

Leshawna: Yeah. Didn't I tell you to stay back, skinny boy?

Scott: I'm also ready for some punches.

All: (Backs Up)

"We now look at the Drama Ducks."

Tom: Where are the real people here?

Noah: Like, with BRAINS.

Duncan: I can both give you some brains. BEING PUNCHED!

Noah: Gezz, what a threat.

Tom: I like your style.

Duncan: (Grabs Tom) Shut it doofus.

Xavia: (Silence) So-boring.

Trent: Guys, chill. We all just met here, let's just chillax for a minute.

Xavia: I-don't-do-chillax.

"We now look at the Plague Porcupines."

Yedda: EEEEEEE AM I REALLY AT A CAMP? YAY NOW I CAN BLOG YAAAY!

Owen: Umm.. what is blogging?

Ezekiel: It's just posting stuff on a computer.

Owen: Oh.. ok that makes sense.

Heather: Were not here to blog! Go on the boat back home if you wanna do that! I'm here to win this game.

Chris: That is where I come in. The prize money is $100,000 dollars.

Heather: Hear that? THAT is money.

Lightning: Sha-bam! That is a lot!

Owen: Um, when do we get food?

Lightning: Im sha-hungry!

Lightning: I'll be there first! Sha-go!

Heather: I'll be first to sha-slap you.

"Challenge Starts!"

Chris: This is a Truth or Dare or Risk game.

Justin: I never heard of that in my life.

Chris: That's because I invented it.

Chris: First up: The Killer Rabbits.

Chris: Lindsay: Truth: Are you afraid of one of us?

Lindsay: Yeah, of Heather. She looks mean.

Heather: WHATT? I'M not even on your team!

Chris: 1 point!

Chris: Justin: Dare: I dare you to kiss one of the girls.

Justin: Bro, that's harsh.

Chris: Yeah, that's the point.

Justin: I can't.

Chris: Mike: RISK: I need you to show one of your personalities. Risks are worth 2 points!

Zoey: Cmon Mike! You can do it!

Mike: *GASPS* As Svetlana: Time for winning!

Chris: 3 points!

Chris: Harold: Truth: Are your skills really good?

Harold: Well, they need some practicing.

Chris: I'll give that one a solid 0.5.

Chris: Cody: Dare: Tell Trent Gwen is your's.

Cody: ........I.........she.

Chris: Times up!

Chris: Leshawna: RISK: Are you a farmgirl?

All: She sounds like one.

Leshawna: Ok. I am.

Chris: THAT IS 5.5 FOR THE KILLER RABBITS!!!

Chris: Now, the Drama Ducks.

Chris: Duncan: Truth: are you the only criminal in your family?

Duncan: Yeah. It turns out, all my relatives are cops.

Chris: Thanks. 1 point.

Chris: DJ: Dare: I dare you to kiss a bear.

DJ: That should have been a risk!

Chris: Well, wildlife is kinda your thing.

DJ: AAAAAAAA(Smooch) The yelling helped.

Chris: Trent: RISK: I dare you to kiss GWEN!!!

All: OHHHHH!!

Trent: (KIss)

Chris: That is 4 points!

Chris: Tom: Truth: Say your exact IQ!!

Tom: 436.

Chris: ERR! Impossible! 212.

Chris: Geoff: Dare: I dare you even get next to Bridgette!

Justin: Oh cmon! That's an easy one!

Geoff: Done.

Chris: 5 points!

Chris: Eva: RISK: I dare you to be nice.

Eva: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris: ERR! Nope!

Chris: Now for the Plague Porcupines.

Chris: To get through this, i'm going to CHAOS you!

Chris: TRUTH DARE AND RISK! 4 points!

Chris: Yedda: Is it true that you are lazy?

Yedda: (looking at phone) Mhm.

Chris: I dare you to look up from your phone.

Yedda: (Looks up) What was that?

Chris: RISK: I dare you to not talk.

Yedda: (silence)

Chris: 4 POINTS!

Yedda: Sorry, I was posting a comment.

Chris: Ezekiel: Truth: What school did you go to?

Ezekiel: No, I did homeschool. man.

Chris: DING!

Chris: I dare you to do an armpit fart.

Ezekiel: Easy, man. (BLARP)

Chris: 6 points! SO that means...

Chris: The Drama Ducks lose.

Chris: I will see you at the campfire ceremony tonight.

Chris: I'll hand out the Marshmallows to the people that are safe.

Chris: Xavia.

Chris: DJ.

Chris: Duncan.

Chris: Noah.

Chris: Trent.

Chris: Gwen.

Chris: Geoff.

Chris: Bridgette.

Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to...

"It's Beth or Tom."

Chris: Tom.

Chris: Sorry Beth, it's time to go home.

Beth: Ok... it was sort of fun, I guess.

Beth: (Rides Boat)

Chris: Join us next time for an another exciting episode of TOTAL DRAMA ULTRA CHAOS!