Episode 5: Non-Patient Beauty

Chris: Welcome back once again!

Chris: Last time, it was DJ or Geoff going back home on the boat.

Chris: But, in the end, it was the Party Guy going home. (Geoff)

Chris: Now, this time, it's going to be a Beauty competition!

Chris: The teams will have to dress one of their team members up!

* Challenge Starts!*

Lindsay: I want to keep on with this winning streak...

Justin: All I care about is my looks now. And they are not doing good at all! LOOK AT THIS MUD FROM THOSE CROCS!

Lindsay: Oh, I can totally relate. Who are you?

Justin: (Slaps face)

Justin: OPPS! I SLAPPED MY FACE!

Chris: Who cares, dude? We have a challenge to start!

Chris: Each team, pick a model to dress up.

Leshawna: We should pick Justin, and let skinny boy do all the work. He needs to learn how to be useful.

All except Cody: Good idea.

Harold: I'll help you, young avatar.

Cody: I'm not an ava-

Leshawna: START!

* Drama Ducks*

Duncan: Who should we pick?

Xavia: Don't-pick-me-or-else!

Duncan: Well, we have to pick someone. Bridgette or Gwen.

Trent: Don't pick Gwen.

Gwen: Yeah, I mean, Bridgette is basically a better model than me. She SURFBOARDS!

Tom: I have the BEAUTY-TRON 2000!

Noah: The time limit you have to make these things are short, and then you come the next day with some new invention like you knew the challenge.

Tom: Have you ever thought about if I made these things out of the game?

Noah: Ohhhh...

Duncan: So, we use Gwen and your BEAUT-tron.

* Plague Porcupines*

Fred: Dress me up. And don't be shabby. Give me a Tuxedo and stuff, some fancy clothes for the rich.

Lola: Ok then.. that was a fast settlement.

Chris: I'll give you a few minutes to prepare.

* Killer Rabbits*

Justin: No, brat. You just NEVER put water on me.

Cody: But, you look really-

Justin: Well, I warned you.

Cody: I'll dress you up in a gold shirt.

Justin: Everyone knows that gold is so old now.

Cody: THEN WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT AS CLOTHING?!!!!!!

Justin: Chill, bro.

* Drama Ducks*

Gwen: I hate this show.

Trent: What clothes do you want, Gwen?

Tom: Hey, I thought we were using my BEAUTY-TRON 2000!

Trent: Oh, right. I forgot.

Gwen (gets plummeted by beautytron) WHAT?

Tom: I call it: Rainbow Sunshine!

Gwen: You can't put me in these clothes! I'll look like a freak!

Tom: Ohhhhhhh...

* Plague Porcupines"

Lola: I wish we still had Yedda here, she could probably still help us.

Chris: Wait, pause there. I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO REGRET HER BEING VOTED OFF! Ain't I always right?

Fred: Would she help, or just stare at her phone for half the time?

Lola: True...

Lightning: Let's Sha-Go!

Heather: We need to do this quicker! And what did I tell you, Sports Rascal?

Fred: Where is my TUXEDO??!!!

Heather: If you think your so rich, why don't you have one!

Fred: Uh... your right..

Chris: Time for the showcase!

Cody: Here is... BLING JUSTIN!!

Justin: Don't! This kid pinched my face to the bone!

Leshawna: We gonna lose to skinny kid now.

All: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!!!

Chris: Ok, now for the Drama Ducks!

Duncan: I present to you: Rainbow Gwen! (IT SUCKS)

Chris: A fine performance...

Chris: Now, the Porcupines!

Heather: We have Fred the Rich! (Fred finally has a tuxedo on)

Fred: Copyright Fred. Inc and all rights reserved.

Chrs: It looks awesome! You win!

Chris: and Drama Ducks, you come in second! I will see the Killer Rabbits at the elimination ceremony tonight!

* Campfire Ceremony*

Chris: Ill hand out a marshmallow to the people that were safe.

Chris: Katie and Sadie.

Chris: Harold.

Chris: Mike.

Chris: Zoey.

Chris: Scott.

Chris: Cody.

Chris: Lindsay.

Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to....

* Leshawna or Justin*

Chris: Justin. (Throws at face)

Justin: HEY! THat's it, im done! I'm never going to get my face modeling! Im off this show! Its life or death in this place!

Chris: Are you sure?

Justin: YES!

Justin: *Rides Boat*

Chris: Leshawna, your lucky, you get to stay for another day.

Chris: And that's it for today on: Total Drama Ultra Chaos!