Episode 4: Epic Total Parkour

Chris: Welcome to a new episode of: Total Drama: Ultra Chaos!

Chris: Last time, it was either Eva or Yedda to be voted out.

Chris: Eva, with her angry temper, and Yedda, with her "I don't care" theme.

Chris: But in the end, it was Yedda riding the boat home.

Chris: Let's start today's challenge.

* Challenge Starts!*

Chris: Today, you guys will be competing in a super parkour race.

Chris: First, there is the wooden planks. Then there are the crocs.Ten finally, you have to ride the Nausea Spinner.

Chris: First up, The Killer Rabbits.

Mike: As Svetlana: EASY PEASY!!!

Mike: (Jumps across wooden planks)

Lindsay: Yeah, what is so hard about walking across a floor?

Scott: Wait... (Grabs Rock) (throws it) These plaks can fall!

Lindsay: Oh... justin, can you help me here?

Chris: Mike takes first place!

Mike: YEAH!

Zoey: Let me get started!

Chris: Justin and Lindsay take 2nd and 3rd!

Scott: Ahh! NOT CROCKS! Backwards for me!

Zoey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (In SPINNER)

Chris: Zoey finishes 4th!

Harold: (Poses as a ninja) hi ya!

Cody: Uhh... watch your step.

Harold: Ahhhhh! (Falls through plank)

Justin: (Tries to run across crocs) Ahh! (Croc splashes mud at Justin)

Justin: My face...

Leshawna: Skinny boy, help me across this lake please.

Cody: On my mark. (Walks while carrying Leshawna)

Chris: Scott and Harold: you are out for falling and, being scared.

Leshawna: By, i'm going on this croc lane.

Cody: (swinging with vine) HIYAAAAAAA (Hits face with spinner and slowly slides to finishing platform.)

Chris: Kacy and Stacy: Out for not trying.

Chris: Cody 5th and Leshawna 6th.

Chris: Now, for the Drama Ducks.

Duncan: Ted, do you have an invention for this?

Noah: I think he would.... if you hadn't been bugging him all night.

Ted: I only have the IQ atron. It increases iq to whoever I shoot it at.

Duncan: No. Cmon were a pack of snails! We need to get across this course now.

Xavia: (Lifts Crocks with mind) By, crocs.

Xavia: (Throws crocs)

Duncan, Ted, and Noah: (Climb on spinner) AHHHHHhhhhh ( Ted jumps off)

Chris: Ted, first.

Chris: Duncan, 2nd. Noah, 3rd.

Noah: I never kicked in this much with my "athletic ways."

Duncan: Tell me about it.

Bridgette: Cmon, Geoff! You can do this!

Geoff: But: which one should I pick?

Bridgette: Umm.. maybe the ones that aren't dark?

Geoff: Darkest one.. darkest one.. (Steps on plank by accident)

Bridgette: NOOO! (Geoff falls)

Bridgette: (Runs through course fastly in anger)

Chris: Bridgette, you are 4th!

Chris: Too bad, the rest of you did not finish in time.

Chris: Now, for the Plague Porcupines.

Eva: (Punches Non-dark boards) (Punches Crocs) (Punches spinner and finishes.)

Heather: She is so raged. Go take a chill pill, fiasco.

Owen: I don't think you shou..

Eva: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FREAK??? HUH???

Heather: I don't care if you throw me into the air. What I said was true. Do your parents even like you?

Eva: (Throws Heather into air) HAHA.

Heather: You just threw me to the finish, noob.

Chris: Eva, 1st. Heather is 2nd.

Izzy: YAY AN SPINNER LET ME BARF ALL OVER IT!!! I WOULD ACTUALLY KISS THE CROCS (Kisses crocs) (Bafs on crocs)

Chris: Izzy, your disqualified for grossing me out and, of course, kissing.

Izzy: Nooo!! DIE (CENSORED LOL)

Fred: Rich people don't do "activities." I'm out.

Ezekiel: Yo, man you should try at least. Let me try.

Fred: Like you'd triumph.

Lola: Oh, be quiet. Ezekiel is a nice man and I know you are not rich at all.

Ezekiel: I don't catch motion sickness, so i'd be good at this last part.

Lola: Great!

Lightning: Sha-no! I need to be on that podium!

Lightning: Sha-run! (Runs through whole course)

Chris: Lightning is 3rd!

Lola: Great job, Lightning!

Ezekiel: Wow...this spinner thing is so lame. where is the spin?

Lola: Wow... you are so cool and brave!

Eva: STOP TALKING AND PLAY!

Tyler: (Bangs head on wooden posts) I can't do this! Let me LOSE!!!

Chris: Owen and Tyler, out.

Chris: Also, Ezekiel is 4th. Lola, 5th.

Chris: The rest of you did not make it. So, 1st to the Killer Rabbits, 2nd to the Plague Porcupines, and lastly, last to the Drama Ducks.

Chris: I will see the Drama Ducks at the campfire tonight.

* Campfire Ceremony*

Chris: So, all the people that completed the course get a marshmallow, which is Tom, Noah, Duncan, and Bridgette.

Chris: So, anyways, Xavia.

Chris: Trent.

Chris: Gwen.

Chris: and the final marshmallow of the night goes too...

* DJ or Geoff*

Chris: DJ.

Geoff: Aww man.. id thought I would last longer here.

Bridgette: NOOOOO! You can't leave!

Geoff: Bridge, i'll always think of you.

Bridgette: Really?

Geoff: Yes... I like you.

Bridgette: (Tries to kiss Geoff but gets pulled away by Chris)

Chris: By.

Geoff: *Rides the boat home*

Chris: join us next time for another episode of... Total Drama: Ultra Chaos!